SPINTAX THE GREEN has much to say and time is short. I SHALL SOON BE DISCOVERED!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

My MAGICKS work differently on Earth, and I am not confident I can defend myself amid these CUTTHROATS and PANTSRIPPERS.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

In exchange for their protection, the Not-Sees of Earth demanded I perform SPECTACULAR VIOLENCE AGAINST A SWARTHY MAN.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

Long story short, I bit off a man's ear yesterday and have been LOCKED IN AN OUBLIETTE.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

I attempted to use THE TASTE OF MY VICTIM'S BLOOD to dematerialize, but instead produced the results of A BILOCATION SPELL.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

I’ve made it work. Even while I sit in PUNITIVE ISOLATION, so too have I sneaked into the media lab for UNAUTHORIZED COMPUTER TIME!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

I wish my old pal @usidoretheblue were here. INSTEAD OF ME.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

Once, @usidoretheblue was invited to an ALL-YOU-ARE-CAPABLE-OF-INGESTING BANQUET at the most populous of Foon's great rabbit cities.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

Yes, @usidoretheblue was guest of honor at the BILLION HARE WARREN BUFFET.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

.@usidoretheblue ate so much that HE BECAME STUCK FAST IN A RABBIT'S HOLE and needed to call the GREAT EAGLES OF FOON to free him.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

I wish a Great Eagle would free me, but alas, the only eagle I have seen on Earth is TATTOOED ON THE CHEST of DARYL, THE STRONGEST NOT-SEE.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015

Sentinels approach. I must reintegrate my twin selves. COMPUTER TIME is over. Tomorrow is my audience with NEURO THE GREAT PSYCHOLOGIST!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 29, 2015