FREEDOM.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

I AM @SpintaxTheGreen , ESCAPER from a MENTAL INSTITUTION.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

Following the results of my evaluation I was offered a variety of capsules and injections, WHICH I INCORRECTLY ASSUMED TO BE REWARDS.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

I awoke this morning in a bedlam where I was threatened with ELECTROCONVULSIVE TORTURE.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

How pleased was to I discover the ELECTROCONVULSIVE THERAPY is merely EXPOSURE TO THE FORCE PRIMEVAL.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

Of course I tamed the Force Primeval back when I vanquished XOHET THE SHOCKER, the demon who CREATES A BURDEN OF ELECTRONS

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

And so then did I RIDE THE VERY CURRENTS OF ENERGY through the machine, along the wires and into THE GREAT HIBERNACULUM OF LIGHTENINGS.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

Had I known escape would be so simple, I would not have spent so much time this morning convincing the other patients to give me their eyes.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

But in the end, I have both my liberty AS WELL AS AN AMPLE SUPPLY OF VITREOUS HUMOR.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

But in the end, I have both my liberty AS WELL AS AN AMPLE SUPPLY OF VITREOUS HUMOR.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015

Unless I find some other magic on this Earth to show her.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) November 1, 2015