Spintax the Green has once again been given COMPUTER TIME by his captors while awaiting A FULL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

I HAVE FOUND THEE @MagicTavern! Alas my incarcerators have disallowed me listening to the podcast for they claim it FEEDS MY DELUSIONS!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

Which puts me in mind of the time I banished SMEUNACH THE MISTAKEN, THE DEMON WHO THOUGHT HE WAS AN ANGEL.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

Even now I devise a SCHEME OF ESCAPE from my confinement. My cellmate, STEVE HAIRY-EYEBALLS THE MURDERER, aids me in this endeavor.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

STEVE HAIRY-EYEBALLS THE MURDERER informs me that three days from now is a MYSTICALLY POTENT FESTIVAL on Earth called HALLOWEEN.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

On Halloween, Earth people disguise themselves as things they are not. A ripe time for THE MASTER OF TRUTH AND LIES to make his egress!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

Until then, Steve Hairy-Eyeballs recommends I join a fellowship of prisoners for protection. Thankfully THE NOT-SEES HAVE A LOCAL CHAPTER!

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

Although the Not-Sees of Earth are MUCH DIFFERENT than in Foon. Here they can see QUITE WELL, especially regarding HUES OF FLESH.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015

The Screws have ended my computer time once again. I AM LEARNING MUCH AND MORE ABOUT EARTH STUFF.

— SpintaxTheGreen (@SpintaxTheGreen) October 28, 2015